Contents

Suicide Note………………………………………………………01
The Office That Wasn’t There……………………………………04
Spider……………………………………………………………40
Love At Last Sight ………………………………………………44
Joey Six …………………………………………………………49
Long Women ……………………………………………………57
The Man Who Gave Birth To A Kebab …………………………66
A Little Man To Make You Happy………………………………72
The Monkey ……………………………………………………84
Washing Machine Story…………………………………………91
The Better Man…………………………………………………119